Become an Honorary Black Person on Ebay
- By Dewan Gibson
- Published 05/19/2009
Dewan Gibson
Dewan Gibson is an adjunct faculty member at San Diego State University and author of the humorous relationship book entitled "The Imperfect Enjoyment." He can be reached on his blog at www.imperfectenjoyment.com/blog.
Did you feel a bit left out at President Obama’s inauguration? Would you like to be called “brotha” or “sista” by someone unrelated to you? Have you recently wondered what the big deal is about those damn Tyler Perry movies? Well suffer in silence no longer. Now is your chance to become an honorary Black person!!! The winner of this auction will receive a signed certificate in a strong mahogany frame proclaiming him or her an honorary Black person. The winner will also receive “Gibson’s Secret Guide to Being Black,” an easy to follow 10 step guide to being “down” in no time (see excerpt below).
Gibson’s Secret Guide to Being Black
- When you meet a successful Black man, be sure to tell him to stop acting white.
- Be careful when supporting Affirmative Action, quotas or anything of the like. These diversity programs are also in effect in most jails and prisons.
- Criticism of President Obama is akin to someone calling your mother out her name. Please react accordingly
- Remember that THE
The certificate is signed by Dewan W. Gibson, author of The Imperfect Enjoyment and a real live successful Black man who has even dated white women! For more information log onto: Honorary Black Person on Ebay or www.imperfectenjoyment.com/blog.
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