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This just in…As of close of business on October 30, 2009 sources reveal that Kenny Love was officially removed as CEO of BS, Inc.  Allegedly, Love was abruptly ousted by the company’s board of directors without severance after failing to meet and provide evidence of the company’s financial solvency for the upcoming fiscal year.  Love is currently engaged in a game of Russian Roulette with a slingshot.