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BUD'S EYEVIEW
ON: Old, Sick
and/or Poor |

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By Bud Johnson
The "Old African Warrior" |
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Woebeit getting old is like
being on death row (waiting for the final day), with no more appeals.
Yeah, I hear folks spinning old age positively to give old coots a
little dignity. Hey! That “Golden Years” bs is just that. Then again,
it’s fools gold for my peers wont to buy into “aging gracefully”
oxymoron. Viagra notwithstanding, I adhere to the wisdom of Marcus
Tullius Cicero, a 106 BC Rome pundit who concluded: “As I give thought
to the matter, I find four causes for the apparent misery of old age:
first, it withdraws us from active accomplishments; second, it renders
the body less powerful; third, it deprives us of almost all forms of
enjoyment; fourth, it stands not far from death.” |
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Okay, I know you’re getting ready to play The Twilight Zone theme, so
before I drift too far into The Outer Limits of decency, I’ll readily
admit that I know where the great newspaper man and author, H. L.
Mencken (1880-1956), was coming from when he quipped, “The older I grow
the more I distrust the familiar doctrine that age brings wisdom.” Truth
is, a damn fool only gets older, instead of wiser, if he or she is lucky
enough not to allow their mouths to write a check their butts can’t
cash. Quite frankly I’m inclined to believe that misconception about age
automatically translates to wisdom was propaganda that was cultivated by
some slick old devil, which was a slick young devil who covered all
bets, after figuring out that life is a crapshoot. What I’m saying here
is that Marvin Zindler’s mantra, “It’s hell being poor,” should be
amended.
First, however, mayhap I should make sure that we’re on the same page
when we talk poor. I say that, because I often hear my brothers and
sisters testify, “I grew up poor, but had no idea that we were poor
because we had everything we needed and a few things we wanted.” Trust
me, if you say amen to that, you weren’t poor. I’m talking the kind of
poor that translates to needy (FYI: Poor came from old French’s povre
through Latin pauper “poor.” This is thought originally to have been a
compound meaning literally “getting little.” – Arcade Dictionary of Word
Origins.) Webster’s Dictionary, however, cuts to the chase with: “Poor,
possessing little, without means needy; deficient, unproductive,
inferior, those dependent on relief or charity.” Knowledge is power
notwithstanding, if you think it’s hell being poor, try also being
Black, ill-educated, old, sick and/or crazy.
I’m talking for real, sho’ nuff poor. I’m talking my elder brothers and
sisters that have no schooling, family, or even a caring neighbor. And
that’s who I was speaking for when Dr. U. W. Watkins cut me short of
Senior Issues, his Sunday evening (5 - 7 p.m.) call-in talk show on KCOH
(1430 AM) radio. Hey, I was just trying to explain why Medicare D could
be a Healthcare Trojan horse for the kind of poor folks I cut for. It
will have the same impact on public healthcare as a nationwide voucher
plan would have on our already ineffective public school systems. In
addition it will hurt the truly poor and needy Black folks and the
doctors a helluva lot more than the HMO fiasco did. Okay, I know you
have a problem believing a crazy, old African warrior who doesn’t trust
nobody, about nothing at no time.
Since there’s no way that I would go to sleep with a White doctor
hovering over me with a sharp instrument, mayhap you’ll believe Sen.
Edward Kennedy, who said, “The new standard in S. 1955 would create a
serious adverse selection problem: healthy groups would join bare-bones
plans, and older and sicker groups would join ‘enhanced’ benefit plans,”
during his May 9, 2006 Senate rant. “The bill would create adverse
selection problems, trigger a ‘race to the bottom,’ and would likely
hinder access to critical health care services Insurers already will
have the freedom to price enhanced benefit plans at unaffordable rates
and, as healthy groups shift to bare-bones plans, premiums would spiral
upward for enhanced benefit plans.
“Healthy groups would no longer be helping to cover their cost. Older
and sicker groups would have to pay substantially more than they do
today for comprehensive coverage and may find themselves unable to
afford premiums for the health plans that cover their health care
needs.” Translation: It’s hell being poor, but it’s much worse being
poor, Black, uneducated, sick and crazy as hell. I wonder if anybody
knows where I’m coming from?
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